feed me cheese fries an tell me i'm cute 🍹

if you really wanna see what i look like, my insta is @lexus.jpg

tearbender:

but what if eren gets to his basement and it’s just 

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twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions


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versaceslut:

when ur hunty starts spilling that tea and you just sit back and

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if you’re gonna stop talking to me the second i choose not to send anything sexual don’t bother adding me, like damn. 😒


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galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet


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snapchat: grimlinshaw
say hiii! c:


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baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess


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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore


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